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That is hilarious.
 It really is jarring when you think about it. I find myself uncomfortable in certain situations dealing with black people, but I attribute that to having lived in a small, and ethnically "comfortable", town, and also to the fact that I belong to t...
It wasn't so bad.
Yeah. It was some kind of oil and vinegar store in a mall in Dallas. It was amazing.
I think waiting tables is some of the least rewarding work out there. It's like prostitution, but doesn't pay nearly as well.
 Yeah, that could have certainly ended less pleasantly. A good reminder to be nice to everyone, because you never know if someone's going to creep up from your past and stab you.
That is just fantastic.
It stands for Pearce Ford Tower. It's the tallest dorm on campus, and probably the tallest in Bowling Green as well. Students also refer to it as "Pretty Fucking Tall." :p
Sounds like you had an interesting new year's eve. I think I felt about the same when I woke up the next day :p
 I think that would be Amy Adams.
It is addictive.
Wow. Congratulations.
Disneyland, huh? I bet you were Cinderalla ;)
 Nice. I'm not a huge fan of putting up Christmas lights. I have to do it where I work, and the last time I did it I put an entire string in backwards. Lots of swears.
Very nice.
My friend Samantha pointed out that most of the ads for my vanity page were geared toward gay singles. I didn't get it.
 Kelly Sexy Shoes Abbot. I like it.
I guess the gods of irony felt the need to kick you in the nuts. I feel for you.
Well... I've lived here all my life. I'm sure you could borrow some of my my memories.
 It's good to know that this world is capable of producing good people after all.
I love stories of wanton drunkenness. Of course, I also have quite the affinity for alcohol.
 Sounds like a good time to me.
 I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
Welcome to the show.
 No kidding :)
 I wonder about that sometimes, what kind of impact cell phones are having on society.
I've never managed to keep a rabbit alive that long.
 Parrot headgear? Now that's something I'd like to see.
I certainly wouldn't be surprised.
 Plus, that's a good excuse if you had bad tastes :p
 By the end of my first semester of college, the mere sight of my Western Civ proffesor made me break out in a cold sweat.
The way I figure it, I'm already risking lung cancer. Skin cancer is the next obvious step.
Something I think is funny is that some of the younger kids who're so crazy about this book were probably still breast feeding when the first one came out.
 A friend of mine managed to spoil every last piece of it before I could get her to stop. I don't care. I'm still going to read it :p
I love kids.
Well, welcome anyways :p
 Those damn things look so soft too. From the point that I was tall enough to become aquianted with one to the time I started to drive they were they bane of my existence.
 I could never go caroling. I can't tell if it was becuase I can't sing, or the neighbors would have lynched us.
 Back in '97 I still thought girls were the devil. I finally learned that they are, in fact, the devil.
That's harsh.
That happened to my mother, actually.
Welcome to Dandelife, ye who was born under a full moon :)
I love how you put things.
 You broke your knuckle?
I took a few lessons in Japanese. It was probably the most fun language I've ever tried to learn.
I don't think I'll ever look at those things the same way again.
 Ah... I remember that. That was so much fun...
 I swallowed a bottle of pills once, though no one interrupted me. All I got for my efforts was phenomenally sick, though.
That's heavy, and something no child should ever have to experience.
Sounds about like my childhood. Sadly, I never really dropped the habit.
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