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"Accident." Uh-huh. That's the *first* thing I would have tried with voice recognition software.
 Geez... you'd figure a medical facility/university would be a just a bit more up on HIPAA and privacy requirements.
Cue the theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
It's sad that we feel we have to do stuff like that to feel safe from the piss-ants out there.
Well, *something* must be in there... though I'm not convinced it's brains.
 When you get it all done, you should take a look at this: http://www.loc.gov/vets/
 Ha! Yep, that seems to be the tech support favorite recommendation when something -- anything -- doesn't work right on the computer: reinstall.
 Brilliant! And I'm stuck in an office where some jackass constantly whistles that annoying tune from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
 From Captain Kirk to pimping discount travel... how the mighty have fallen. At least they chose a good talent of Shatner's with the comedic kung-fu... PriceLine would be out of business had they asked him to sing: http://dandelife.com/story...
 I thought roller coasters were supposed to be *fun*...
For some interesting commentary on the movie, check out the following two articles at io9: http://io9.com/5024712/wall+e-right-wing-hero and http://io9.com/5020391/humanity-cannot-be-saved-in-wall+e
My wife and I visited Nelson's tomb in the crypt below St Paul's cathedral in London. Wow.
 When you buy a round for a few of the neighborhood kids and it costs you $50. Oh, you'll still wet your pants, but it will be in fear.
Heck, buy one of those Tata's for $2500 and have cash left over. http://www.gizmag.com/the-worlds-cheapest-new-car--just-us2500/8627/ (Suggestion for left over money: Gold. Toilet. Seat. 'Nuff Said.)
 A *dude* wrote this?! He just lost his man card...
That's what I like about Dandelife -- everyone can drop their masks while they're here. Here, we are all the same.
 Yeah, the big philosophical question I've heard is "do they enjoy it?" Duh. Of course they do. Why do you think there's so damn many of them?
 Bed, sex, worm... what's not sexy about that?
 Now, if they had said you could work without wearing pants... *that* would have sealed the deal. Right?
 Plunging head-long into the unknown... one of my favorite things about moving.
Must have been nice; I'm not sure I would have come back. Even with the mosquitoes.
Ah, busy with wrapping up the schoolwork. No wonder we haven't seen any stories from you in a while! Congrats on earning your degree (both of you)!
 Oh, man, I miss this stuff.
Bring spare tires and plenty of fuel. They actually have a motorcycle / ATV race there every year. Nuts. No AC on a bike... the heat would kill me.
 Doggie saddle bags. Let her carry her own poop around. Of course, all the other dogs will laugh...
 Just don't look at their boobs. If you do... well, all is lost. Again. ;)
I really need to switch doctors.
 Snake oil. Unbelievable the patents they'll grant. There is some truth to the EMF-cancer link, but this dude is just spinning the facts to make a buck. Objective information about the EMF-cancer link is here: http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopic...
Aw, you woke up before it got scary -- lawyers knocking on your car windows...
 "Vile mixture"?! It probably cost millions in research dollars, testing, FDA approval, etc, just to come up with the mysterious vile mixture. What a waste. You could get the same effect for free just by drinking the water from a 3rd world count...
 So, uh, when will the video be up on YouTube?
 Yep, I'm wearing that necklace from the first day. Told you I couldn't pull off the look.
I know that expression: *sigh* ... dad's got the camera again.
 Dang. Cool points to your husband for that one, Emily. Well, if your significant other is a space geek (sorry honey, you know you are), then someplace like Stennis Space Center can work out well. From my experience (if one time counts as experi...
 Yeah, that's my head at the bottom, almost not even in the picture. You'll notice that bras were optional on this trip for the women...
 Hey, I just noticed that the 50,000 mark has come and gone. And the story is either private or missing!
We took a lot of pictures on two of the dives, but not many turned out.
That is a nice ride.
 But what if you also get 200 quid from the woman? Sex AND money! You know, I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most places....
 I love a good storm. And what is it about a gin and tonic that's so crisp and refreshing? Damn-near on par with beer on a hot day.
 Wow, all this time I've actually been doing legitimate tension-relieving stretches. Anything in that book about scratching your ass at work? No? Just me, then?
Yeah, if you can figure out that last one, let me know. Oh, and the women, too. That'd be a tough one.
 Huh, that's strange. I've been using FF3 for all my Dandelife postings and haven't had any problems yet. What are you trying to do when you get the strange characters?
 Sex rocks.
 Incredible. You just described my pug.
 Here' s to hoping all goes well for you. A guy in my office was in a similar situation -- ok, not really: his "disability" is that he's a freakin' giant (over 7 feet tall). None of the normal cube farm furniture fit him. So, the company spent a...
It does rather look like he's copping a squat, doesn't it?
 Oh, yeah. Everest ain't got nothin' on the Sand Dunes! Weird thing about the comments: you can edit them for stories, but not photos.
Hmm... apparently dandelife won't import the full flickr title if it has a single apostrophe in it. This title should read: "that's us in the middle."
 Oof. The flickr title didn't import. Should read: "eddie's little girl."
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