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best_day_ever: @bibliogrrl seriously. i've seen him half-naked, and that's plenty for me.
 best_day_ever: earning a penalty shot on an empty net = goal. that's the awesomest rule in hockey. go wild!
 best_day_ever: dear aces flight simulation at the mall: i've flown a real airplane, and it was free. your $30 deal is wholly unconvincing.
 best_day_ever: @bertine: i showed her your message!
 best_day_ever: new D4 album consensus: AWESOME. it's weird to hear paddy being all poppy, though. i've seen that dude shave half his head on stage.
 best_day_ever: @Twodolla: what time are you done? your brother's coming to join us. drinks are 2.50!
 best_day_ever: going to happy hour with anna and jess, aka coworkers-from-almost-10-years-ago!
 best_day_ever: @fancyschmancy: your secret is safe with me and all of the internet.
 best_day_ever: @fancyschmancy steve's probably gonna know if he gets to the bathroom before you in the morning!
 best_day_ever: @fancyschmancy but i need to know! what if that sucks? though it's not like i'm gonna let it mellow or anything so we use less water.
 best_day_ever: i can't help obsessing about a number without a scale to base it on. right now it's the water bill. is 3 units a lot? i have no idea! panic!
 best_day_ever: @twodolla we should get in touch and ask her to go to the... never mind.
 best_day_ever: every year, mary asks why i have a rooster in a santa hat on my desk. every year, i refuse to tell her it's the xmas cock my last PM got me.
 best_day_ever: @luckyshirt cover them in lead paint and you've got yourself your first customer!
 best_day_ever: i don't get why avery was suspended for being king dick. smack-talk is part of sports. and phaneuf doesn't get a shot at him this way!
 best_day_ever: dear twitter, i'm tired of all the marketing and self-promotion. i just came to dance.
 best_day_ever: @amelia23 i learned with 2 on typewriters! but computers have kerning, so one.
 best_day_ever: thing that sucks about winter? all my tattoos are hidden. oh, and the cold thing. yeah, that.
 best_day_ever: @pshawnoah i've only heard 2 tracks but i like it so far. it's pretty upbeat, which is unusual. i can't wait to see them again!
 best_day_ever: @billhelm i haven't heard a single person say it was a good idea. i'm waiting for them to step up. haha.
 best_day_ever: @wheeldog it's for 'bowl championship series' in college football. instead of having playoffs and a championship.
best_day_ever: there are 3 people in the universe who haven't expressed their opinion about the BCS yet. can you guys step it up, please?
 best_day_ever: i'm wearing a shirt, a hoodie, flannel pants, regular socks, wool socks, and matt's slippers, and i'm STILL dying of cold.
 best_day_ever: @agent_zero: 1-15. close enough.
 best_day_ever: @agent_zero it's all fun and games til the vikings make detroit 1-18 because we're down a few williamses!! SIGH.
 best_day_ever: downloading the new dillinger 4 album from amazon. free with a combination of gift certificates and awesomeness.
 best_day_ever: the bar we're going to own someday needs an underpants cannon.
 best_day_ever: @sarahcastic we've been meaning to go to that! this would be friday, unfortunately.
 best_day_ever: @notashamed it's a friday. but i want to go check that out too!
 best_day_ever: hey 612: you're a group of 12ish people in suits and dresses and you want to go dancing after dinner. where? i only know clubs and gay bars.
 best_day_ever: @buckaroo500 hell yes. as long as it's in minneapolis itself. :)
 best_day_ever: @johnny_bones also, ramen is delicious, despite the salt burns.
 best_day_ever: @agent_zero just wait til i get 'plaxident' and 'recession' in the same sentence.
 best_day_ever: @tomelko best coffee ever! i miss all the dunkin donuts we had in chicago, and i don't even eat donuts.
 best_day_ever: i have just suffered a massive plaxident involving a papercut across my palm. i think i should get sent home or something.
 best_day_ever: when you almost pee your pants in a meeting, that meeting is officially far too long.
 best_day_ever: the twitter group on kiva.org is kind of sad, dudes. kiva gift certificates make great gifts!! http://tinyurl.com/46eyqz
 best_day_ever: i'm rollin' around with 120lbs of water softener salt in my trunk. don't act like you're not impressed.
best_day_ever: the bathrooms here have spanish language lessons. i spent way too much time analyzing the aspirated r's. language nerd!!
 best_day_ever: @Justacoolcat a/s/l?
 best_day_ever: at cantina #1 watching the wild game. trying to figure out if they're associated with corona or just jacked their logo.
 best_day_ever: just kidding! we have a date at the mall. sexy funtimes!
 best_day_ever: got to the mall. it had a 'closed for recession' sign on it. crap.
 best_day_ever: how is it i have absolutely no trouble lifting since my last PT appt, but i can't carry stuff around my house without painkillers?
 best_day_ever: geo tracker with 'BATTLE WAGON' in the rear wagon. so awesome.
 best_day_ever: @sarahcastic holy crap, you're right. man, i hate those guys. haha.
 best_day_ever: @umassdilo i'm hoping to get tickets!! ok, that's extremely unlikely. yes, my boyfriend and i will be watching.
 best_day_ever: @sarahcastic: i heard that about matson... ACL or somesuch. fingers crossed for the others! michigan was sent to kill us, i think.
 best_day_ever: gophers are now #3 in the nation, according to the latest uscho poll. they'll be back! hopefully everyone will be healed by the cc series.
 best_day_ever: @PioneerHall i have a couple male coworkers who are single... haha!
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