The Quickest failed New Years Resolution in History − 1 January, 2007
Everyone seems to make Resolutions they know they will break through out the year. but i believe i must have broken a world record. i only made 2 resolutions this year.
1) Stop drinking as much as i do. for moneys sake and for simply getting rid of the random pictures of me dancing with the occasional four-legged companion. love you too rocky.
2) Stop chasing after unavailable women. namely the married, the ones in relationships, the gay, and the emotionally unavailable.
as we all know you are supposed to kiss the closest available and willing thing to you at the stroke of midnight. i did this very thing... i kissed a blue moon. the lady to my left was already engaged in kissing another woman and her husband, the person to my otherside was a guy. so i swallowed a large mouthful of the tasty wheat ale called blue moon. following this i turn around and just look around the room, and i see a lady smiling at me. so i smile back and when i'm sure she is actually smiling at me and not her reflection in the tap behind me. I move over to say hi and dance. well we hit it off great. we are talking and dancing. but then i realize about two songs in that it's extremely hot on the dance floor, so i ask her if she would like to go for a walk outside. at that moment one of her friends comes lounging to the center of the floor with the words to scare the crap out of any man and potential boyfriend.... "Your Husband is looking for you." she shrugs and says "i've got to go" and i don't blame her. the thought crossed my mind that this might be an excellent time to leave. so within two minutes of me officially making my resolutions. i violated them both. i hope everyone else does better than i have for 2007. I am however going to try and stick to these resolutions. because it would be better for my health. and as my good friend mike has so elegantly put it. i "just have an eye for the unavailable women, it's like a gift".
well all gifts aside, i wouldn't mind giving this gift to someone who doesn't mind being a potential home wrecker. but that is not on my list of things that would be fun.
Well Happy New Year, and Happy National Hangover Day to all the readers
1) Stop drinking as much as i do. for moneys sake and for simply getting rid of the random pictures of me dancing with the occasional four-legged companion. love you too rocky.
2) Stop chasing after unavailable women. namely the married, the ones in relationships, the gay, and the emotionally unavailable.
as we all know you are supposed to kiss the closest available and willing thing to you at the stroke of midnight. i did this very thing... i kissed a blue moon. the lady to my left was already engaged in kissing another woman and her husband, the person to my otherside was a guy. so i swallowed a large mouthful of the tasty wheat ale called blue moon. following this i turn around and just look around the room, and i see a lady smiling at me. so i smile back and when i'm sure she is actually smiling at me and not her reflection in the tap behind me. I move over to say hi and dance. well we hit it off great. we are talking and dancing. but then i realize about two songs in that it's extremely hot on the dance floor, so i ask her if she would like to go for a walk outside. at that moment one of her friends comes lounging to the center of the floor with the words to scare the crap out of any man and potential boyfriend.... "Your Husband is looking for you." she shrugs and says "i've got to go" and i don't blame her. the thought crossed my mind that this might be an excellent time to leave. so within two minutes of me officially making my resolutions. i violated them both. i hope everyone else does better than i have for 2007. I am however going to try and stick to these resolutions. because it would be better for my health. and as my good friend mike has so elegantly put it. i "just have an eye for the unavailable women, it's like a gift".
well all gifts aside, i wouldn't mind giving this gift to someone who doesn't mind being a potential home wrecker. but that is not on my list of things that would be fun.
Well Happy New Year, and Happy National Hangover Day to all the readers
Comments:
kga245 (January 2, 2007. 10:54pm)
:-)