Simon says, "Touch my penis" − 1 December, 2006
Before I dive into this story, I have to premise this with a brief summation of the location with which this happened.
My wife & I homeschool our oldest daughter. Every Friday my wife takes the kids to a homeschool co-op for art. It's a Christian based co-op, with a varying degree of conservatism within the group. Basically it's a place where other homeschool families can get together for art subjects, such as acting, painting, singing, dancing, etc. After the official "school day" is over, there are extra-curriculars that kids can take for a nominal fee, such as karate, Spanish, etc.
While our oldest was at one of these activities, the rest of the kids were playing Simon Says. It was time for my son to do the calling. Now, keep in mind he's 2 at the time. My wife is just outside the room where the kids are playing when she hears "Simon says, touch my penis." Of course, all the moms in the hallway stop talking, drop their jaws & bust out laughing. One witty mom says, "How do you play Simon Says at home?" The laughs continue...
My wife & I homeschool our oldest daughter. Every Friday my wife takes the kids to a homeschool co-op for art. It's a Christian based co-op, with a varying degree of conservatism within the group. Basically it's a place where other homeschool families can get together for art subjects, such as acting, painting, singing, dancing, etc. After the official "school day" is over, there are extra-curriculars that kids can take for a nominal fee, such as karate, Spanish, etc.
While our oldest was at one of these activities, the rest of the kids were playing Simon Says. It was time for my son to do the calling. Now, keep in mind he's 2 at the time. My wife is just outside the room where the kids are playing when she hears "Simon says, touch my penis." Of course, all the moms in the hallway stop talking, drop their jaws & bust out laughing. One witty mom says, "How do you play Simon Says at home?" The laughs continue...
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Comments:
vision024 (February 23, 2007. 05:34pm)
that's a great pic a very cute 2 year old boy with a sense of humor :) The kids say the darnest things, my son is 7 and I crack up ever day!
kga245 (February 24, 2007. 02:09am)
Cute. It's funny. I was demo-ing this site to a potential advertiser today. The first story that we saw when we went to the wander page was this one. The title immediately drew gasps. We opened the story and read it and then one of them spoke up: "I have a two-year-old. It's true. He says stuff like that and you can't help but laugh." :-)
edunn (February 26, 2007. 07:09am)
Too cute! What is so amazing to me is how kids have the best comedic timing!