Kicked out of High School (along with all the other seniors) − 1 May, 2002
The people from Sterling High School finally decided to get rid of me, and in order to do so, they planned a graduation, which was basically a clever scheme to kick me out. They thought I wouldn't notice because everybody else from my class was also part of this, but I noticed a few things that were a bit strange:
1. The people from other classes didn't seem to share the enthusiasm of seniors, except when the word "prom" was mentioned. (This is the reason why I didn't go to this "prom.")
2. We had to wear something apart from our clothes, including a silly looking hat.
3. A lot of people came to this event...despite the fact there wasn't any free food.
When the "ceremony" was over, I went home to measure the weight of the paper they had given me, but I didn't have a balance. So, I did nothing. (That means I took pictures, read a book, and hid my shoes.)
Shortly afterwards, I learned that there were other institutions that were ready to accept me and teach me new words, such as "debt" and "frat parties." -- More on that on our next episode.
1. The people from other classes didn't seem to share the enthusiasm of seniors, except when the word "prom" was mentioned. (This is the reason why I didn't go to this "prom.")
2. We had to wear something apart from our clothes, including a silly looking hat.
3. A lot of people came to this event...despite the fact there wasn't any free food.
When the "ceremony" was over, I went home to measure the weight of the paper they had given me, but I didn't have a balance. So, I did nothing. (That means I took pictures, read a book, and hid my shoes.)
Shortly afterwards, I learned that there were other institutions that were ready to accept me and teach me new words, such as "debt" and "frat parties." -- More on that on our next episode.
Comments:
Oblivious (April 3, 2007. 07:23pm)
Damn... my high school did the same thing to me. I smell conspiracy.
Rebeca (April 6, 2007. 11:20am)
Yes, it's definitely a conspiracy. We shall uncover their secrets... unless they bribe us. I could go for some photography equipment or weapons of mass destruction.
Oblivious (April 6, 2007. 12:05pm)
Personally, I could use a car. I'd keep quiet for a car.