I Wish you No Sniffles − 31 December, 2007
This is what I wish to my readers for 2008 :
Zen-like attitude
Kids who say thanks and please
Functioning ovaries or great sperm count
No condom breaking
No furballs on your carpets
Light and fluffy snow
Great nails
Extraordinary bargains while shopping
Clothes that still fit in a couple of days
No major addictions
No visits in the hospital
Zero sniffles
Lots and lots of friends on facebook
Great and loyal friends in real life
Lots of readers
Superb story ideas
No computer trouble
All your points on your driver's permit
Plenty of orgasms, self-induced or with help
Zero violence done to you or from you
A will of iron while you stop drinking, smoking, cheating, lying...
Lots of good coffee
Ability of digest all news
No pet poop on your bed
Self-changing diapers
No diarrhea
Regular periods
Capacity to digest food at incredible speed and with no belly ache
Loyal, nice and sweet lover
Loyal and fierce family members
Plenty of sick days playing hooky
Interest in life and plans
New haircut
Nose hair trim
No pimples
Disappearance of cellulite and varicose veins
Uncanny ability to walk for miles in high heels
Lots of fun
Zen-like attitude
Kids who say thanks and please
Functioning ovaries or great sperm count
No condom breaking
No furballs on your carpets
Light and fluffy snow
Great nails
Extraordinary bargains while shopping
Clothes that still fit in a couple of days
No major addictions
No visits in the hospital
Zero sniffles
Lots and lots of friends on facebook
Great and loyal friends in real life
Lots of readers
Superb story ideas
No computer trouble
All your points on your driver's permit
Plenty of orgasms, self-induced or with help
Zero violence done to you or from you
A will of iron while you stop drinking, smoking, cheating, lying...
Lots of good coffee
Ability of digest all news
No pet poop on your bed
Self-changing diapers
No diarrhea
Regular periods
Capacity to digest food at incredible speed and with no belly ache
Loyal, nice and sweet lover
Loyal and fierce family members
Plenty of sick days playing hooky
Interest in life and plans
New haircut
Nose hair trim
No pimples
Disappearance of cellulite and varicose veins
Uncanny ability to walk for miles in high heels
Lots of fun
Comments:
kga245 (December 31, 2007. 11:49pm)
Some of these, taken the wrong way, are kind of funny. Like "no visits in the hospital" which you mean well. But if I'm in the hospital, my friends better visit! :-)
edunn (January 1, 2008. 06:32pm)
Thanks Terry! I hope the no furballs happen for me!
peahayes (January 19, 2008. 05:18pm)
Could you add a source of great French pastries in your town, please?