When NOT to Fall Asleep − February, 1993
Warning: A graphic photograph accompanies this story. Could be considered NSFW. Definitely disturbing. May cause nightmares and/or alcoholism.
Most college-aged guys realize at some point that it is not a good idea to fall asleep when your "friends" are in the same room. Or the same building. Or anywhere within a 2-hour drive.
Sometimes, the guy learns this the hard way.
Meet Steve. Steve was a classmate and fellow squadron member. He had the misfortune to fall asleep when there was a group of us in the room watching a movie.
Dumbass.
Seconds after the first snore left his nostrils, the camera came out. Shortly after that, Vince's ass came out. (Incidentally, Vince is a firm believer that the camera adds 20 pounds.)
Who needs a movie for entertainment when you have a sleeping victim and someone willing put their bare ass on film?
Luckily for Steve, we were unable to find any permanent markers.
Most college-aged guys realize at some point that it is not a good idea to fall asleep when your "friends" are in the same room. Or the same building. Or anywhere within a 2-hour drive.
Sometimes, the guy learns this the hard way.
Meet Steve. Steve was a classmate and fellow squadron member. He had the misfortune to fall asleep when there was a group of us in the room watching a movie.
Dumbass.
Seconds after the first snore left his nostrils, the camera came out. Shortly after that, Vince's ass came out. (Incidentally, Vince is a firm believer that the camera adds 20 pounds.)
Who needs a movie for entertainment when you have a sleeping victim and someone willing put their bare ass on film?
Luckily for Steve, we were unable to find any permanent markers.
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