Confessions 3 : You are Best Before NOV 5 08  − 14 April, 2008

What's wrong ?

Nothing

Oh don't give me that...

What ?

You tear up at nothing ! The wedding scene in In Her Shoes, the c-484 project...

I don't know...PMS ?

Oh come on.

I'm just emotional, all right ?

Pffrt.

WHAAAT ??!! I can't be emotional ?? Is that IT??

Wo.

Sorry. I didn't want to perturb you.

Perturb ?? Are YOU perturbed ?

Yes...

By what ?

I feel like I have an expiration date.

What are you talking about ? Humans don't have an expiry date !

No, but women kind of do.

Your ovaries and stuff ?

Yes. There are babies everywhere, I'm almost 35 and I have NOTHIIIING!! I'm almost at the end of my fertility and I'm doing nothing about it ! No farmer is gonna want to plant seeds in my fields...telling you there is an expiry date on meeeee...!!

Well, no. You have your cat and your fondness for TV series on DVD. That is not nothing. Plus a wonderful collection of exes.

I'm soo pathetic...I'm never going to have kids !

Don't you need a man for that ??

You are making this worse !

OH Get Over Yourself !

Comments:

peahayes (April 15, 2008. 02:40am)

If the right farmer comes along, he'll want to plant his seeds in your fields many times over. Just be open to the potential!

PandoraBox (April 15, 2008. 07:54pm)

Hehe that's a funny thing to say ! I would like to be open to the idea of the farmer but I am not very easygoing with the process of dating.