Keen to be promiscuous − 15 June, 2008
I guess after all the talk of enlarged breasts and women's vile habits in other recent posts, my promiscuity is quite dull indeed. However, it is all I've got. My promiscuity is with the local parks in which I hike. I used to be serially monogamous; hiking in a single park for weeks or months at a time.
However, now that I am hiking so much in my new Keen hiking boots from REI, I have been longing for some variety. Fortunately, I am in luck. There are many fine parks nearby, and there is a 42 mile trail beginning in my own county and ending in another. I have been putting untold miles on my feet in the last two or so weeks. Many parks have been receiving my attentions.
Sorry I have nothing juicier to report.
Comments:
intrepideddie (June 16, 2008. 12:34pm)
Well, at least you're wearing protection.
PandoraBox (June 16, 2008. 01:25pm)
As my mom says, "if you're going camping, better pack a tent" !
peahayes (June 16, 2008. 05:09pm)
Woo whee!A tent indeed! I guess that kind of goes along with "petting the sweaty things".
Oblivious (June 16, 2008. 09:21pm)
It's okay. I have a fine imagination.
intrepideddie (June 17, 2008. 04:56am)
Hiking boots, people! I meant the hiking boots! Nasty, nasty boys and girls... my delicate, pristine mind has been sullied.
Oblivious (June 17, 2008. 05:38am)
I feel like I should make a joke about pitching a tent.
peahayes (June 17, 2008. 11:47am)
Oh, you have no idea! Last place I worked, potty mouths abounded. I was right there with the rest of them. Few double entendres escape my notice. Even if they were unintended.