Ass wipe − 16 June, 2008
Let it be said in a public forum that MacSpeech Dictate does not like the word “ass”. Even after training, it will not render that word. Anyhow, that’s not what this post is about.
Have you ever thought about how handy it is the animals don’t have to wipe their asses? See there, MacSpeech Dictate has no problem with the word “asses”. It just doesn’t seem to like the singular form.
So, as I was saying, I’ve always admired animals for not having to wipe their butts. I have wished many times that people had that amazing attribute. Think how many trees we could save. Think how much less waste we would have to treat. Think of how much time we could save. Think of how much easier would be to take a shit in the woods (well, MacSpeech Dictate does not appear to like the word “shit”, either; what a prim little application it is). Oh, I could go on.
I recalled these thoughts as I wiped my dog’s ass tonight. Now that was a first. I have owned animals for many years and I have never had to wipe a single canine or feline ass before.
Well, it looks like MacSpeech Dictate took umbrage for my recent accusation that it was too prim. It finally got the word “ass” correct.
Comments:
intrepideddie (June 17, 2008. 04:41am)
Sounds like MacSpeech Dictate needs some ed-u-ma-ka-shun in the finer art of potty-mouth. Funny comments about wiping your dog's ass, though. I have a similar -- though much more humiliating -- story. It happened toward the end of our time in Australia, so it'll be while before I get to it.