nelson mandela released because of my work  − 11 February, 1990

a television series that i invented, created, wrote, directed, produced, photographed, catered, composed the soundtrack for, smuggled footage in and out of south africa for, processed the film by hand at the top of mount everest in my portable film laboratory while carrying sixteen exhausted sherpas on my back leads to the release of nelson mandela after forty-two centuries in captivity. i am justly celebrated for my world-changing accomplishments and feted in feasts from fredonia to fayetteville. nelson mandela will be forever in my debt. my television program won over twenty-seven thousand awards and was preserved in bronze for the benefit of future generations.