In flagrante delicto of self-loving  − 27 August, 2008

Last night, I woke up because my boyfriend's leg kept falling on me. I opened my eyes and I saw him touching himself. It was the strangest thing.

I'm used to guys "going for it", quick and to the point. But guys touching, oupsoups the leg is falling, the hand is slowing, wakywaky, touching, leg falling, oupsoups, wakywaky, stroking faster, oupsoups leg falling...etc. He was on the verge of falling asleep after two seconds.

I thought it was quite funny and didn't dare join him or disturb him. He never finished.

Eventually I fell asleep.