i invent the first web-based pim  − 18 November, 1993

you probably don't know what P.I.M. stands for - it's Personal Information Manager. yeah, that's right, i invented the FIRST ONE and i got PAID for it when Major Internet Portal bought my creation, paid me mad cash money for it, and appointed me almost-CEO. i moved out to Californee, that's the place you gotta be, and showed them how we do bidness here in the big city. you can believe i had an impact. you can believe my name won't soon be forgotton. i am rich, famous, handsome, and totally brilliant. what will i do next.