The time my parents thought I lost my virginity − 1 May, 1992
Karin and I came home from my brother's college graduation and we did it. I went to my parent's bedroom to flush the condom down the toilet. Their's was the closest bathroom, strangely enough.
Later that day, after Karin was gone and my parents had gotten back from the graduation, they sat me down in the living room to talk.
"Kelly," my dad started with a very serious look on his face. "First we want you to know that we think the world of Karin. Second, we're glad that you used a condom. It shows maturity. And we're just happy that you’re being grown up about this."
I was mortified. In retrospect I can see how cool my parents were about it. And how insane it was for me to be mortified. They're good people. And at they just wanted me to have a healthy attitude about sex.
It turns out that I actually lost my virginity a few years before that. That's another story. And probably not one for the masses. :-)
Later that day, after Karin was gone and my parents had gotten back from the graduation, they sat me down in the living room to talk.
"Kelly," my dad started with a very serious look on his face. "First we want you to know that we think the world of Karin. Second, we're glad that you used a condom. It shows maturity. And we're just happy that you’re being grown up about this."
I was mortified. In retrospect I can see how cool my parents were about it. And how insane it was for me to be mortified. They're good people. And at they just wanted me to have a healthy attitude about sex.
It turns out that I actually lost my virginity a few years before that. That's another story. And probably not one for the masses. :-)
Comments:
seanf (July 14, 2006. 11:26pm)
I missed the part where you explain how they actually found the condom - but I get the impression that you broke their toilet along with your virginity. :)
Faypier (October 20, 2006. 05:22pm)
LOL
defragmybrain (July 22, 2007. 08:38am)
my dad still denies that i have sex. Ignorance is bliss, i guess?
tomaswk (July 22, 2007. 02:10pm)
Your dad took it rather well. I've heard of Pops exploding at the idea.
kga245 (July 22, 2007. 03:51pm)
Something for me to keep in mind as I raise my kids: "I was once a horny teen, too. Just be responsible." Repeat it like a mantra.
intrepideddie (May 10, 2008. 05:32pm)
Crap. I hadn't thought about *my* kids when they get to this point. Especially my daughter. Time to go buy a shotgun.
kga245 (May 12, 2008. 07:17pm)
You're a guy. At that age, there is not a strong enough deterrent. Getting your ass shot off is simply a risk worth taking!
intrepideddie (May 13, 2008. 04:25am)
I know. That's why I'm so freaked out.