i invent mark cuban  − 20 July, 1999

i decide to use my major internet company to buy broadband.com for a measly $5,400,000,000.00 and make mark cuban super rich and famous because i was like bored that day. plus, what's $5,400,000,000.00? pocket change, that's what. i didn't even notice it was gone. please. i almost bought MGM and Sony and Warner Brothers and New Mexico, but then my assistant's assistant brought in my lunch buffet and i was distracted by all the caviar and bikini-clad champagne sommeliers.

Comments:

BrianZimm (September 6, 2006. 05:08pm)

I love the concept and congrats on being the first one to think of it. I've laughed at each of your "stories" so far. I'm a fan.