i decide to use my major internet company to buy broadband.com for a measly $5,400,000,000.00 and make mark cuban super rich and famous because i was like bored that day. plus, what's $5,400,000,000.00? pocket change, that's what. i didn't even notice it was gone. please. i almost bought MGM and ...  read more

like i said before, crazy money and mad props for me. my phone was ringing off the hook, nelson mandela called me up he's like, "yo! make that money!", steve jobs rang and said, "you crazeee!" and we all got in my jacuzzi and had umbrella drinks with beautiful models. every night.

you probably don't know what P.I.M. stands for - it's Personal Information Manager. yeah, that's right, i invented the FIRST ONE and i got PAID for it when Major Internet Portal bought my creation, paid me mad cash money for it, and appointed me almost-CEO. i moved out to Californee, that's the p...  read more

it would go on to earn over $356,784,000 at the box office, making it one of the biggest movies ever created and all because of the technology i helped to invent and then bring to hollywood.

so nobody knew quite what to do with this incredibly POWERFUL technology that i helped SGI to invent. my first thought was, "hey, hollywood could really use this!" so i took a meeting with steve spielberg and say, "hey, steve, look, you gotta check this out, you could make realistic-looking anyth...  read more

their engineers asked me, "what should we build next?" and i said, "give me everything in and everything out" and they did it. this lead to an absolute REVOLUTION! in computer image processing but nobody knew what to do with this powerful technology.

a television series that i invented, created, wrote, directed, produced, photographed, catered, composed the soundtrack for, smuggled footage in and out of south africa for, processed the film by hand at the top of mount everest in my portable film laboratory while carrying sixteen exhausted sher...  read more

i invented music videos and shot some of the very first music videos (for such stars as the fat boys) at my studio, which was then the largest in the city.

painting is too easy for me, i can only go so far with these rudimentary tools.

i first put brush to canvas ...