Why the hell do old people get up so damn early?I grabbed my shower kit and trudged off to the showers.  (Read this if you don't know what I'm talking about here.)My brother-in-law appeared from the grandparents' trailer as I was going by.  He looked like shit."Hey, you look like y...  read more

All through breakfast at the Village Inn, my wife kept bringing up how I had once called it the "Village Inn Pancake House."  Two points here:  One, she's the only one that thought it was even remotely funny.  Two, THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ON THE FUCKING SIGN!It seemed like a ...  read more

Considering that we're on vacation, we got up fairly early and headed out -- but not before having a greasy breakfast at the diner next to the motel.  There's just no beating those artery-clogging breakfasts you can only get at a roadside diner. The drive from Flagstaff to Phoenix was borin...  read more

I was born in Phoenix General Hospital on May 19, 1979. Unfortunately, that hospital closed down a few years later and was demolished to build a grocery store.